Fred bop a weasel

Weasel:  "look everyone they have arcade games!  who's  up for a round of bop-a-weasel?"

Fred: "hay! I heard that!  don't make me get the change saw!"

About Fred

 I am the Duke of Weasels; dub so by the demon lord of weasels!  One day we were cooking me up an army of weasel goblin minions. We needed a leader for the army, so we added a bit of intelligence to one of them.  But I tripped and bumped the shelf and dumped in a whole bottle of shlawa brains and half a jar of dragon's tongue.  It also turned out that the intelligence was actually mislabeled ambition.  And the result was an evil, mischievous, crazy, hyper, rogue, weasel goblin named Fred The Drunken Sailor Weasel!

 So Fred will travel the world having adventures and getting into trouble and he will probably try to conquer the universe as he does! But Fred is only one foot tall and not very bright so I doubt his dreams will ever come true. 

 Watch me to be updated on whatever trouble Fred has gotten into!

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  Fred has a page now! link